The Cast

The Cast of "The Brak Show"

Brak

A cat with a mask on his head and "that stupid uniform" in his mid teens going to Learnmore High School, but learning hardly anything cuz he's sort of, well, dumb. But he is the best cartoon character of all time!

Zorak Jones

An evil mantis who goes to the same high school, but he's 40 years old. Weird, huh? Well, among his favorite things to do are death, destruction, and his least favorite thing is getting blown up by Thundercleese...

Thundercleese

A huge robot bent on wars, what with his lazer eyes and arm cannons. Gets mad if someone harms the cement bunny in his yard.

Mom

Brak's mom is the mom we wish was ours, like in "Leave It To Beaver" or something, the perfect mother who bakes cookies, and gives Brak advice.

Dad

Brak's Dad is a nut. He's a midget because of an unfortunate mishap with a shrink ray. Has a voice modeled after Ricky Ricardo of "I Love Lucy".

Sisto

Brak's younger and little brother who only speaks in farts. Got beamed up by aliens and eaten in season 2.

Clarence

A purple blob of a nerdy kid, whose first appearance was late in season 1. His role model is Brak. Brak at first hated him, but now is kind of friendly... Zorak beats him up whenever he gets a chance.